Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Agent Zero Suspended
NBA Commissioner David Stern has suspended Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas indefinitely without pay. Stern's action was no doubt hastened by Arenas's inability or unwillingness to comprehend the seriousness of bringing guns to the workplace. Specifically, last night during pre-game warm ups, Arenas playfully gestured with both hands as if he were shooting his teammates. The number of his jersey apparently refers to his level of common sense and emotional maturity.