Minstrels of the Gridiron

The coupling of the NFL's most prominent megalomaniacs - Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco - is a monumentally stupid idea. And quarterback Carson Palmer, who reportedly pushed for the Bengals to sign Owens, has nobody to blame but himself. The question is, which of them will go off on Palmer when they don't get the ball thrown their way. As for Marvin Lewis, he must be asking himself whether he was hired to coach a football team or run an insane asylum.

T.O. Finds a Home

The narcissistic Terrell Owens has found a home with North America's Team, the Buffalo Bills. According to reports, Owens signed a 1-year contract worth $6.5 million. Given Mr. Owens' track record in previous stops - San Francisco, Philadelphia, and Dallas - quarterback Trent Edwards is on notice of what to expect of this wide receiver who is so emblematic of what is so wrong about professional sports in the 21st century.

T.O. Gone

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones did the improbable and cut the narcissistic wide receiver Terrell Owens from America's Team. As an unabashed Dallas Cowboys hater, this is an unwelcome development. I was looking forward to more years of turmoil and dysfunctionality that have defined the Cowboys in recent years.

Drama Queen

In a league with more than its share of self-obsessed egomanical simpletons, Terrell Owens reigns supreme. Regardless of whether it is the San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, and now the Dallas Cowboys, there is invariably drama and whining from this self-centered, insecure idiot.