Joe, Where Art Thou?

"Joe's with us
today - Joe, where
are you? Where is
Joe? Is Joe with us
here today? Joe, I
thought you were
here today. All
right, well, you're
all Joe the
Plumber, so all of
you stand up!"

Thus spoke John McCain about his poster boy at a rally in the aptly named Defiance, Ohio. That missing mofo Joe was probably out conferring with his publicist in an effort to cash in on his proverbial 15-minutes of fame. Let's hope the numbnut pays off his tax debt to the state of Ohio before he inevitably sinks back into anonymity.