Go Steelers

William Woodson, an apparently avid fan of the defending Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers, kicked his girlfriend's puppy to death because the puppy was misbehaving prior to kickoff in a game with the hapless Kansas City Chiefs. Jailed for his extreme method of discipline, Woodson recounted that the puppy resisted going for a walk and was barking uncontrollably. Mr. Woodson's animus was rooted in his unhappiness that the girlfriend had brought the dog home in the first place. In light of the Chiefs stunning overtime victory over the Steelers, it is fair to say that the girlfriend was spared a similar fate.