Monday, June 30, 2008

Bill Clinton and Barack Obama

It had been widely reported that unlike Hillary Clinton, husband Bill isstill pissed at Obama for the manner in which his wife was treated -apparently he developed this heightened sensitivity after putting herthrough various embarrassments over the years, but I digress - and that he isn't ready to support Obama unless he, Obama, "kisses my ass." (One would have thought that Monica and the other bimbos he's known to have associated with would have serviced that area as well, since they spent so much time on the neighboring frontal regions of his anatomy) Of course, Bill's people are denying that he remains in a hissy fit over
Hillary coming up short, and, alas, CNN reports that Bill and Barack spoke in a telephone conversation earlier today and will let bygones be bygones all for the sake of party unity. No word yet on whether they will make a joint appearance and be color coordinated (as Barack and Hillary were), make nice, clasp hands while singing "We Shall Overcome" (or "Lift Every Voice", Bill knows all the verses) and share a stage in some cow pasture in a little town like the aptly named Unity, New Hampshire.

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