Wednesday, March 30, 2011

An Unmentionable



Last week it was first reported by the New York Times that General Electric Co. earned $14.2 billion in profits worldwide, including $5.1 billion in the United States, but paid nothing to the United States Treasury in federal taxes. "NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams" failed to mention this tidbit of information about its parent company, presumably deeming the item insufficiently newsworthy.

Uncle Tomming


This is an unpublished letter to the editor Washington Times in response to a column by Gregory Kane bashing Jalen Rose for use of the epithet "Uncle Tom":
Re: “So that’s the definition of ‘Uncle Tom’”, March 28th.

Gregory Kane claims that “[Jalen] Rose, by his statement, shows there is no further evidence needed to prove that black Americans have overused, misused and abused the term ‘Uncle Tom.’ The term used to mean a black person who was exceedingly servile, obsequious and submissive to whites.” As his is wont, Kane overstates the case. Rose, in a voicemail following the documentary, made it clear that the statement was in the context of how he felt as a nineteen year old: “I know a lot of people are trying to circumvent a great documentary that was two hours of quality content and paraphrase a statement that I made and look at the headline but not read the story. That’s basically when I talked about my recruiting as a high school student as it related to Duke. I just wanted to make sure that I verify how I felt about that. I was clearly talking about a framework from 1991 to 1993, not about 2011.” Given Kane’s musings on racial matters, I believe that there is an autobiographical element to his noisy protest, for I suspect he has found himself more than once on the wrong end of the epithet. To paraphrase the Bard, Kane “doth protest too much.”

Star Parker's Nonsense


This is an unpublished letter to the Washington Times in response to a recent column by Star Parker on the poor treatment of Sarah Palin and Clarence Thomas:
Re: “Why liberals hate Clarence thomas and Sarah Palin”, March 26th.

Just as Adrian Peterson, the Minnesota Vikings running back, was severely criticized last week for trivializing slavery, comparing it to the National Football League owners treatment of its players, so too does columnist Star Parker deserve a similar reaction for mindlessly invoking the slavery analogy in describing the liberal mainstream media’s apparently scandalous treatment of former Alaska Governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas. Parker whines that “Thomas and Palin are particularly threatening to liberals because their lives fly in the face of liberal mythology.” “According to this mythology,” Parker continues, “the essential and ongoing struggle of interests between ‘haves’ and ‘have-not,’ rather than an ongoing struggle for human freedom.” This is impenetrable nonsense. Both Palin and Thomas have done extraordinarily well, notwithstanding their legions of liberal detractors: Palin, a remarkably incurious woman, has managed to parlay an abbreviated and undistinguished stint as chief executive of the state of Alaska and an ill-advised stunt of being selected as Sen. John McCain’s vice presidential running mate, into celebrity resulting in the lucrative enterprise known as Brand Palin; and Justice Thomas, despite a legal career of no particular distinction before being nominated by Bush the Elder for the High Court and despite a kinky preoccupation with porn, pubic hairs, and Coke cans, enjoys lifetime employment, where he isn’t required to say anything during oral arguments and where he occasionally cranks out nutty, reactionary opinions that pass for constitutional interpretation. So much for two slaves fleeing the plantation.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Questions and Answers


Like most Americans of whatever political persuasion, I look forward with great anticipation to President Obama's speech tonight explaining why he decided to intervene in Libya's civil war and establish a no-fly zone. I will be listening to hear how he resolves the contradiction, on the one hand, calling for Moammar Gaddafi's outster while, on the other hand,claiming that United States involvement is strictly limited to humanitarian concerns, i.e., the protection of Libyan civilians. I will be listening to hear how intervention is justified in this case but not when, for instance, Israelis fire on Palestinians or the Saudis use of force in neighboring Bahrain to put down protests.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

50's Ride


Appearing on a British Broadcasting Company talk show, the rapper 50 Cent said somewhat matter-of-factly that his recent purchase of a bullet proof automobile was occasioned by the reality of Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakir being shot to death while seated in the passenger's seat. In the world of hip hop, being shot at is such a commonplace, an occupational hazard, the cost of doing business that bulletproofing one's mode of transportation is a necessary and ordinary precaution.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

The Donald


The would be Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump - isn't America a wonderful country where any idiot can run for the highest office in the land? - has latched on what, in his demented mind, is the most important issue confronting the nation - whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. Stevie Wonder had it right, heaven help us all.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011


The iconic actress Elizabeth Taylor died earlier today of congestive heart failure in Los Angeles. She was 79 years old.

A Dangerous Move


The National Football League owners vote to move kickoffs to the 35 yard line is sold as an effort to promote safety in what is one of the most violent - and entertaining - plays in professional football. And therein lies the rub: how much can the league tinker with its rules to protect its players without altering the character of the game, a game whose popularity is largely predicated on its inherently violent nature?

Thursday, March 17, 2011

George Washington and Slavery



A letter to the editor about George Washington and Slavery that didn't make the cut:
In her paean to George Washington (letter, March 5th), Ellen Latane Tabb attempts to gloss over Washington’s involvement with slavery, writing “He opposed slavery and was faced with the problem of how to deal with hundreds in the Custis estate. His solution was to prepare them for freedom as much as possible.” This is nonsense. First: George Washington was mired in slavery for most of his life, inheriting slaves from his father at aged 11 in 1743, bequeathing 316 slaves at Mount Vernon their freedom upon his death in 1799. Second: Washington’s attitude toward slavery was typical of Virginia planters of the time namely, slavery was a commercial enterprise and the slaves themselves, subhuman and mere property to be used or abused as the slave master desired. Third: in what cannot be construed as a profile in courage, Washington, despite his standing and influence in the new nation, never went public with his reservations and misgivings about the institution of slavery.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Nature's Wrath



Last week's earthquake-tsunami in Japan is a reminder, as if we needed reminding, of Nature's utter and unpredictable destructiveness. Unlike Haiti, an undeveloped nation racked with myriad problems, both manmade and natural, and extremely helpless in dealing with its earthquake, Japan, a highly developed nation which had undertaken extensive preparedness to minimize damages and preserve life, proved it was equally helpless to an earthquake now upgraded to 9 on the rickter scale.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Sheen Fired


Charlie Sheen, the star of "Two and a Half Men" and of late the increasingly bizarre world of Charlie Sheen, has been fired by Warner Bros. TV for erratic, self-destructive behavior. But the real issue in this very public meltdown is the amount of attention this individual receives not only from celebrity news shows but also from presumably serious news programs.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Huck, Again

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee seems bent on challenging the crazed Charlie Sheen for the dubious distinction of most idiotic statements uttered by a public figure. Apparently not satisfied with smearing President Obama, Huckabee has turned his attention to actress Natalie Portman for having the temerity of publicly acknowledging her boyfriend and father of her expectant child. Unwed pregnancies, particularly those of celebrities, you see, pose a serious and continuing threat to the survival of the Republic.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Two and a Half Superstars


Mired in a losing streak and unable to produce when it matters most, particularly when it comes to the league's elite teams, this trio - LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh - is finding it extremely difficult to live up to all that advanced hype. Two and a half superstars do not a team make.

Friday, March 4, 2011

First Fan



President Obama's compulsion to comment on or inject himself into the world of sports is annoying; for instance, yesterday during a White House news conference with Mexican President Felipe Calderon, Obama was asked and too gleefully answered a question about intervening in talks between National Football League owners and the players union, who among other things are struggling on how to share $9 billion in revenue.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Newt Explores


Newt Gingrich, the ethically challenged former House Speaker, has announced an exploratory committee to determine the feasibility of a run for the Republican presidential nomination. As thrice married and serial adulterer, Gingrich brings considerable baggage is trying to sell Republican primary voters, many of whom reflexively frown on such domestic arrangements, that he is their man.

Goodbye CP


The Washington Redskins' release of veteran running back Clinton Portis was hardly surprising; indeed, a ballooning payment due of millions of dollars coupled with assorted injuries that kept him off the field - only 13 games in the last two seasons - made the decision inevitable. Portis, who is 77 yards shy of 10,000 yeards in a career, will likely try to latch on with another team, but at 30 years of age his best days are probably behind him.

Doing the Huck



In a radio interview, former Arkansas Gov. and erstwhile Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee posited that President Obama's liberal views differ from most Americans because he grew up in Kenya. Later the Fox commentator, through a spokesman, admitted that he misspoke, the president having been raised in Indonesia and Hawaii. Of course Mr. Obama's father was from Kenya but, as is well-known except among the willfully ignorant, Obama didn't set in Kenya until he was 20. Huckabee, I believe, was obviously pandering to the Republican base, many of whom fall in the category of the aforementioned willfully ignorant, birthers and assorted other numbnuts, who question whether Obama was actually born in the United States.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Out of Africa


This is an unpublished letter to the Washington Examiner, a right wing newspaper that never tires of attacking President Obama and never allows the facts to interfere with its overzealousness:

In the editorial criticizing President Obama for failure to call for madman Moammar Gaddafi’s removal (an omission subsequently overtaken by events), you write that the dictator “has used mercenaries from Africa and Libyan soldiers still loyal to him to slaughter demonstrators in street.” For your edification, Libya, like neighboring Tunisia, Egypt, and Algeria, is located in the continent of Africa; so, if it matters to be perceived as having a rudimentary knowledge of geography, it should have been read “mercenaries from other African nations.”


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